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How'd you like to marry Malon? | ||
— Talon after Link winning his Cucco game |
I like to make people laugh. I guarantee you that you will feel the urge to laugh many times on this page.
My Pages and Places
Pages | This Page |
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All of my Contributions | My Major Contributions |
My Talk Page | Game Table |
Firefox Hints | Friends |
Firefox Hints Talk Page | Recommended Links |
Misc Tips | Memorable Non-Zelda Quotes |
What a handy little spider-crusher! Go on! Just whack away! |
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— Midna (Twilight Princess) |
Basic Information
Matt | |
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Race | Human |
Location | Turn around and find out. |
Age | 34 |
First Game | Link's Awakening |
Latest Game | Spirit Tracks |
Real Name | Matt |
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Joined: | Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 (5847 days ago) |
Internet Aliases | Matt, Matt314, Mjr162006, & Μαtt |
Born | Sunday, July 16th, 1989 (12696 days ago) |
Personal: mjr162006[at]yahoo[dot]com Zelda Business: matt[dot]triforce[at]gmail[dot]com | |
Messenger | Skype — mjr162006 |
Average Edits per Day | Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{". |
First Zelda Game played | Link's Awakening |
Favorite Zelda Game | Twilight Princess |
Most Hated Character | Tingle |
Favorite Boss Battle | City in the Sky battle, Twilight Princess |
Games I have yet to beat | The Adventure of Link |
Favorite Moment in the Zelda games: | When the Hylian Soldiers run away in Twilight Princess after hearing the danger they faced and leaving the fat one behind. |
Goals on Zelda Wiki.org | Too many to list. Basically, make it awesome! |
Other Wikis |
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Favorite Quote of the 2D Games
You got Marin! Is this your big chance? | ||
— Link's Awakening |
Need I say more?
Bio
See: User:Matt1828@legacy41958469/Bio
Twinkle, twinkle, little Cucco... I am gold and not for you-oo... |
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— Golden Cucco (Twilight Princess) |
How I came to Zelda Wiki.org
See: User:Matt1828@legacy41958469/How I came to Zelda Wiki.org
Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it moooore! ... ... Hunh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it. | ||
— Marin |
Classic. One of the more obscure quotes. Happens after Link repeatedly beats a Cucco. Marin must be following Link!
Gaming History
Here are is a list of systems that I have owned at one point. Following in parentheses is my current status with that system
- Nintendo Entertainment System (I think my parents sold it without my knowledge or permission.)
- Super Nintendo Entertainment System (given to a younger family member, against my will I might add)
- Game Boy (dysfunctional)
- Virtual Boy (functional, only own one game)
- Sega Genesis (functional, well I lost the power cord, but it should still work!)
- Sony Playstation One (functional, only own two games)
- Nintendo 64 (functional)
- Nintendo GameCube [First] (functional. Originally damaged, but repaired and willingly given to a younger family member.)
- Nintendo GameCube [Second] (dysfunctional, Lighting didn't agree with it. Last time I don't use a surge protector. Obtained Collector's Edition with this GameCube)
- Nintendo GameCube [Third] (functional, this one has an awesome TP-themed skin I bought for it)
- Game Boy Advance (dysfunctional, bad d-pad, still manageable though if I need to trade in a GBA game)
- Game Boy Advance SP (functional)
- Nintendo DS Lite (functional, has the dreaded "DS lite crack" in the spine, but I repaired it mostly.)
I hate the direction that Nintendo is going with controls. They are even worse for your health than normal control pads. They are more prone to wear-and-tear than other platforms' controls. The only thing that will make me want to buy a Wii is the release of a new Zelda game.
Uh! Rare color of wolf! Looks tasty... But tonight fish night. Maybe another time. | ||
— Yeto (Twilight Princess) |
Later, after the level.
Uh! You that tasty-looking wolf. Me remember! [Looks to Yeta] ...Breakfast, uh? | ||
— Yeto (Twilight Princess) |
Meat in morning? No... | ||
— Yeta (Twilight Princess) |
[Sighs depressively] Uh... that too bad... | ||
— Yeto (Twilight Princess) |
Talk Again
But... Looks so tasty, uh... | ||
— Yeto (Twilight Princess) |
Friends
I guess I have made some friends here. I'll list the users that are on friendly terms with me - in alphabetic order. If you think that you should be in this list then just say so on my talk page.
- Adam
- Ando
- Axiomist
- David
- Josh
- Justin
- Magnus orion
- Mandi
- Melchizedek
- Steve
- The Goron Moron
- Triforce of the Gods
Forget the Scent of Ilia and learn a new scent? | ||
— N/A (Twilight Princess) |
No, no, no, no ,no, nooooo!!! | ||
— What we all know that Link was really thinking. |
My Timeline
See: User:Matt1828@legacy41958469/My Timeline
If you vandalize any page on Zelda Wiki, I will send the Hero of Time to destroy you. | ||
— Matt |
I will assume the title of Hero of Time, temporarily, in the event of vandalism.
My Contributions
See: User:Matt1828@legacy41958469/My Contributions
How about a big Goron hug? | ||
— Goron (Ocarina of Time) |
RRRUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Favorite Dialog
Twinrova death sequence
Kotake: [with halos over their heads] Hey, Koume, what is that above your head?
Koume: I don't know, but you have one over your head too, Kotake! But I'm only 400 years old!
Kotake: And I'm just 380 years old!
Koume: We're twins! Don't try to lie about your age!
Kotake: You must have gone senile!
Koume: Who are you calling senile? Is that how you treat your older sister?
Kotake: We are twins! How can you be older?
Koume: Keeeyaaah! How heartless you are!
Kotake: How can you be so ungrateful?
Koume: You're heartless!
Kotake: You ungrateful... (they both fly up to beyond)
Both: I'll come back to haunt you!Table of Completions and Attempts
See:User:Matt1828@legacy41958469/Completions
Here is a quote that would cause Link to feel rather afraid.
Unless you cheat or use some dirty tricks, you have no chance. And if you do cheat...you will pay dearly. |
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— One of the Gorons before beating Gor Coron in Twilight Princess |
You... Did you really win? Without cheating? If I find out that you cheated, human, you will pay. |
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— Same Goron, after Link "cheats" with the Iron Boots |
Memorable Non-Zelda Quotes
These are some of the funniest/dumbest things I've heard people say. No these aren't typos. This is actually what they said.
Warning: Some quotes contain language that may be offensive to some people. The worst one, known by some as the "f-word", is censored with asterisks.
Oh my god! Why am I so stupid? I wanna be smart! | ||
— Girl A |
Wednesday is the best day of the day! | ||
— Girl B |
How many hours are there between noon and six-o-clock? Don't you have to add a twelve or something? | ||
— Girl C |
I hate trying to think! | ||
— Girl D |
Everyone who isn't here raise your hand. | ||
— Boy A |
Nope! We're all here! Let's go! | ||
— Boy B |
If I don't pass this test, I am seriously fu***d! [turns around to find the teacher standing right behind him] Oh... um... I didn't know you were here! |
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— Boy B (I've never seen a face so red before. The teacher just smiled and shook his head.) |
[runs into the door] Ow... My boob! | ||
— Girl C, again. she forgot to turn the handle |
Here's a rather funny incident. This is probably the cleverest trick I have ever seen someone pull off.
I'm going to put this tape over the camera. No one say anything! | ||
— Boy B |
- The teacher and the rest of the class walk in. It takes a few minutes for anyone to notice anything.
Hey. What's wrong with the screen? There's a blurry spot. | ||
— Boy C |
What? | ||
— The Teacher |
- He goes up to the camera. He discovers the tape.
There's tape here! Who put this on here? [Boy A's name] ! It was you wasn't it? | ||
— The Teacher |
No! It wasn't! | ||
— Boy A |
Yes it was. Just for that, you've got to turn in the assignment tomorrow. Everyone else turns it in at the regular time. Now come here and peel off this tape! |
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— The Teacher |
What the hell! | ||
— Boy A |
[quietly] Heh, heh, heh, heehh! | ||
— Boy B |
- Calculus class. Mega-sized assignments. There were three more work days left. Took him ten minutes to get the tape off. And Boy A never found out that the tape was placed there by Boy B. The rest us had no reason to inform either the teacher or Boy A of the details. We still are not sure if Boy B planned the whole thing or was just lucky. But it is likely that he did in fact plan it since it's usually Boy A doing all the stupid things. (Yes the test Boy B mentioned above was a calc test.)
Murchadah and AuronKaizer said these.
(Deleted Subpage) Author request: Yep! Deletin' my own page. Why? Ask the Puppetman in my head. |
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— Murchadah |
Eight suggestions per week, you no good pile of dead weasel babies. | ||
— Murchadah |
Yes, boys and girls, cats are in fact part of a well balanced diet. | ||
— Murchadah |
Did what I could. Apparently, someone thought Talon was a female..... | ||
— Murchadah |
Last time I voted "yes" for something like this, Bush became president. | ||
— Murchadah |
Muhahaha! I say we torch 'em all and that'll be the end of that! KEEHEEEHEEHEHEEHEEE!!!!!!!!! ...I forgot my meds. |
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— AuronKaizer |
Whew, that's the last of it. Time to celebrate with beer. | ||
— AuronKaizer |
Rewrite. I need some sleep, cheerio peeps. | ||
— AuronKaizer |
Always make sure something is completely useless (like Jimmy Kimmel) before you delete something. |
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— AuronKaizer |
My brain is shot...time to call it night night...in just a minute. | ||
— AuronKaizer |
Pimped out arrow? What the hell? | ||
— AuronKaizer |
I'm legally changing my name to I. M. Pro | ||
— AuronKaizer |
I must have brained my damage. | ||
— AuronKaizer |
Heh, glad nobody's here to see me screw up! | ||
— AuronKaizer |
Things said by me.
I'm not as think am you tired I as! | ||
— Matt |
Dumb ass birds. No sleep for me. I'll live. | ||
— Matt |
Crapity, crap, crap! | ||
— Matt |
Ahhh, crappy crap! | ||
— Matt |
Where's my brain today. Forgot to preview. | ||
— Matt |
More colors! Mwaa hahaha! | ||
— Matt |
Beef, it's what's for the dash! | ||
— Matt |
My brain hurt my sleep. | ||
— Matt |
Save, see, nooooooo!! | ||
— Matt |
If I didn't have clue what that word was, then very few others would. Changed. | ||
— Matt |
I had to change this. I know that it was a correct term. But "loves his chicks" sounds like the word is being used to refer to a "certain kind of female". It just was wrong in the wrong way. |
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— Matt |
I think that using material from talented artists is preferable to just sitting on our butts and leaving crap... | ||
— Matt |
Dang it. I've got to slow down we I type. | ||
— Matt |
Attention: I have lost my brain! | ||
— Matt |
[After four or five edit conflicts] Can I respond at all here? | ||
— Matt |
I hate music notes and I knew that. | ||
— Matt |
Well I feel dumb. | ||
— Matt |
Ohhh ,balls. That was dumb of me. | ||
— Matt |
Sorry but I despise the word "albeit". Seems lazy to me. | ||
— Matt |
The word "albeit" means "although it be". Sounds pretty dumb anywhere. | ||
— Matt |
Ow,. Side. Pain. Ouch.. Ahh. My skull muscles! Please end the laughter!. The pain of the funny is too much! | ||
— Matt |
[Finds the words: "every single gay I own"] Whooa? How did that word show up? I must be tired. [Changed to : "every single game I own"] |
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— Matt |
Du, du, duuu, dumb! | ||
— Matt |
The troll just complained about this. So I clarified. | ||
— Matt |
No, no, no. I wanted it to be hard to notice! This is good. heheheheheheeeeee!!! | ||
— Matt |
What does an undead skeleton do with money? | ||
— Matt |
Preview, Matt, you must preview. | ||
— Matt |
I'm fairly certain that the "of"'s need not be capitalized. | ||
— Matt |
Missing brain, please return if found. | ||
— Matt |
Fixed grammar, this entire article was one sentence! | ||
— Matt |
Me thinking thingy go bye. Me miss it. | ||
— Matt |
Brain, brain went away. I hope it comes back another day. | ||
— Matt |
Come back brain. I miss you. | ||
— Matt |
Nope. My brain is still missing. A reward is being offered for its return. | ||
— Matt |
Removed bad theory. Using this logic, Ganondorf must have regular sessions at tanning salons since his skin is so dark | ||
— Matt |
Removed bad theory. With this logic, the moon must be made of cheese since they both can look the same. | ||
— Matt |
?? How did you get here so fast. Do you have a homing beacon on your name or something? | ||
— Matt |
Stalboars? What the hell? People are dumb. | ||
— Matt |
- It was supposed to be Stalhounds.
What the hell?! I never clicked save on this! How the hell did this show up!? | ||
— Matt |
I like my brain when it does all the work for me! | ||
— Matt |
You silly brits and your silly spellings. | ||
— Ando |
Just remember where your degenerated language came from in the first place ;) | ||
— Adam |
Yeah, Anglo-Frisian dialects of Germanic settlers and Roman auxiliary troops from parts of what is today Germany :P :P :P | ||
— Matt |
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully. | ||
— President George W. Bush |
One of our goals is to setup democracies in foreign countries such as Germany. | ||
— President George W. Bush |
The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. | ||
— President George W. Bush |
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’. | ||
— President George W. Bush |
It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. | ||
— President George W. Bush |
It is official. Our President is an idiot.
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe. | ||
— President George W. Bush |
Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people. | ||
— President George W. Bush |
I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority. | ||
— President George W. Bush |
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator! | ||
— President George W. Bush |
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. | ||
— President George W. Bush |
Oh! That explains why the country is going to hell!
Various Star Wars Quotes
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. | ||
— Qui-Gon Jinn |
Mine! Or I will help you not! | ||
— Yoda |
This is funny.
I've been had. General, I request permission to jump from an upper-story balcony, to ease my shame. | ||
— Wes Jason |
And the response is:
Granted | ||
— Wedge Antillies |
Warning: This concludes the potentially offensive language. It is clean from here on out!
Other Funny Things
The Talking Squirrel
The talking squirrel commands me to do things. So if I do something odd, it was because the squirrel told me to do it.
Listen to the talking squirrel! |
Here are some other things that I found to be funny.
Warning Errors
Keep out of children. | ||
— kitchen knife warning label |
Entrance only. Do not enter. | ||
— Sign on a door |
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow | ||
— Mattress |
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury. | ||
— Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual |
Be kind - rewind. | ||
— Blockbuster Rental DVD |
Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue. | ||
— My old computer said this once. |
Do not turn upside down | ||
— Warning on the underside of a TV dinner tray. |
This product has not been tested on animals. | ||
— Can of insect repellent |
Stating the Obvious
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes. | ||
— Pepper Spray |
Warning: May contain traces of nuts | ||
— Hershey's Almond Bar |
Road wet when raining | ||
— Sign on a highway |
Caution: Non-Flammable | ||
— Fire Extinguisher |
Suitable for outdoor use. | ||
— Rain Gauge |
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands. | ||
— Chainsaw |
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running | ||
— Lawnmower |
Because it is Cool
Game Abbreviations
Here are the game abbreviations I use. Most are the same as the ones on the Zelda Timeline page. Official North America or Europe games only.
It appears that my, rather simple, abbreviation for Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland has since become the de facto standard for Zelda Wiki.org. It don't have a clue where that other one came from. Tingle Role Playing Game, that doesn't make any sense. It isn't a role playing game really.
As Madame Fanadi might say:
Fi uoy nac daer siht, neht uoy era rehtie yrev trams ro ta tsael ton bmud. | ||
— Me |
If you wish to translate this, then I'll give you a hint: Tsiwt a dedda evad i.
Firefox Hints
Here's a good quote:
Oh! What's going on?! Has there been a monkey fight? | ||
— Midna early on in the Forest Temple |
Fishing Records
See: User:Matt1828@legacy41958469/Fishing Records
Hey... You stay away, Mr. Bug! Shoo! Go get squished! | ||
— Iza (Twilight Princess) |
Squishy, squishy Mr.Bug!
Photo of the Day
Tomorrow's Photo:
[Adds featured voting templates to category] OH CRAP, I DIDN'T ADD NOINCLUDE TAGS! |
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— Ando |
Second Favorite Dialog
- This is the dialog at the end of the Ghost Ship level in Phantom Hourglass.
"Is that... Tetra? What are we going to do? She's... a statue!"
- [Enter Linebeck]
"Oh. Hey. Sorry I'm late, kid! That fog just disappeared, so I charged in to find you. So... about that treasure! You got piles of it, right?"
- Ciela:
"How... how can you even say that?! Link's friend is in trouble! And all you can think about is treasure?!"
- [Linebeck steps closer and looks a Tetra]
- Linebeck:
"Oh, so this is your friend? She's looking a bit pale."
- [Linebeck begins pounding on Tetra's head and examines her face.]
- Linebeck:
"Ooh, something isn't right with this girl! Her... soul didn't get sucked away, did it?!"
- Unkown Person:
"This evil ship drained away her life force."
- [All able turn to see who has come.]
- Ciela:
"Grandpa! What are you doing here?!"
- [Oshus walks up to Link.]
- Oshus:
"If you have come this far, Link... The power of the hero is with you. Now is the time for me to tell the rest of the story. You're a clever boy. You may already know this... You see, these seas are my domain. I am not Oshus... I am the Ocean King. I was savagely attacked by an unfathomable evil. His name... is Bellum."
- [Oshus begins to hold up various images as he continues his story.]
- Oshus:
"His evil ran so deep that it leeched the very life force from me. As you know, every creature in this world possesses a sacred power. This power is called life force. The Sand of Hours is a physical manifestation of that power. And that is what brought them here. I struggled against my attacker in a great clash. But his evil was so dark that it slowly drained away my own life force. He was always a step ahead of my attacks, and I was eventually overcome. I was dragged to the sunless depths of the temple..."
"Sealed up, my life force continues to drain away. Using the life force he leeched from me... His evil spread, and bred more and more foul monsters. The spirits of Power and Wisdom were also imprisoned. But Ciela managed to split her soul and escape. That split was why so much of her memory was lost."
"Even among the monsters born of the Sand of Hours, some are especially evil. The Phantoms who roam my temple take after the evil of their master. Supernatural strength, wrapped in plate armor... virtually invincible. They prowl the temple, searching for victims. No one can harm them. Of course, they were created to be untouchable."
"I had only one option. My ocean of strength had drained to just a puddle. Using my last ounce of strength, I cloned myself, just as Ciela did. Then I made a humble home on Mercay Island. I used the Sand of Hours to make the hourglass and enter the temple. I studied my foe, searching for ways to defeat Bellum, and waited for my chance."
"Ciela, I'm sorry I could not tell you sooner. I worried about the spirits of Power and Wisdom. I never expected to find you on the beach. You'd lost your memory, and monsters were nearby. I thought it best to keep quiet until the time came."
- [Link stands up. Linebeck begins to lean on Tetra, who begins to rock back and forth.]
- Oshus:
"The sea's islands are rich with life force. The evil things appeared to devour that."
- [Tetra falls over. Linebeck falls into utter panic.]
- Oshus:
"They just want to fill their empty bellies."
- [Linebeck reaches down to pick up Tetra.]
- Oshus:
"They hunger for life force!"
- [Linebeck picks up Tetra and examines her for damage.]
- Oshus:
"The Ghost Ship was made to drain that life force. They used a story of treasure to lure people in. It wasn't enough for Bellum to steal MY life force. He had to take what little he could from the people."
- [As everyone begins to turn around, Linebeck quickly straightens out Tetra and assumes a serious, I-don't-care kind of pose.]
- Oshus:
"Tetra must have had a bold, vibrant soul. The Ghost Ship was drawn to that power. She didn't find it... It found her."
- [A peaceful tone of Zelda's Theme plays and Link brings his hand to Tetra's. Linebeck watchs at first, but realization dawns upon him.]
- Linebeck:
"Wait... so you're saying there's NO TREASURE?!"
- Oshus:
"Yes, that's what I'm saying."
- [Linebeck sways and then faints. Oshus turns around to talk to Link. Linebeck begins to crawl, unseen, to the other side of the room.]
- Oshus:
"From what I can sense, Tetra is still alive. There is an island north of the Isle of Gust. Go there and find Zauz. He is a blacksmith. He will tell you more about the great evil. He knows how to slay Bellum."
- [On the other side of the room, Linebeck calls out. Link's eyes go wide.]
- Linebeck:
"This is some kind of sick joke, old man! The treasure! What about all the TREASURE! That was the only reason I put my life on the line! And now there's no treasure? Well, I... QUIT!"
- [Link's eyes are still very wide. Ciela rushes up to Linebeck.]
- Ciela:
"You quit? Didn't you even listen to his story? You're a man of the sea... Don't you want to help the Ocean King?!"
- [Linebeck turns his back to Ciela. Link is still wide-eyed.]
- Linebeck:
"NO! And you can't use my ship anymore!"
- Oshus:
"Heh... heh... No, no. I would never ask you to do this for free. If you help us defeat Bellum... I will grant you one wish. What do you say to that?"
- [Dramatic music plays. Linebeck strikes several triumphant poses.]
- Linebeck:
"HEY! Quit standing around, kid! The Ocean King is in trouble! Ship out, kid! Anchors aweigh! I said, MOVE IT!"
- [Everyone else stares at him for a very long moment.]
- Oshus:
"Hmmph. One word about a wish, and he leaped to action! I'm so sorry... I shouldn't have involved you and Tetra in all this."
- Linebeck:
"What are you doing Link? Grab that Tetra of yours and get back to my ship!"
Say, you seem to like people... But I bet even a good pup like you gets the evil eye from people just 'cause you're a wolf. But me, I'm not worried about you, little guy. My older sister is much scarier than you. | ||
— Coro (Twilight Princess) |
Say guy,you going somewhere now? You just remember that the world's a mess, guy! Seriously! You watch your back out there! Hey, and you want some advice? Two words: be plenty careful around that Zora's River. | ||
— Coro (Twilight Princess) |
Ahh, fear of a older sister. I can relate. He seems to be very good at counting!
Recommended Links
Here are some places that I recommend going to on Zelda Wiki.org:
Help and Guides
- Editing Help
- Help
Zelda Wiki:Pieces_of_Heart#Userboxes|Guide to Creating Userboxes- Guide to Archiving
Userboxes:Category:Userboxes|Userboxes Category- Firefox Hints
- User Signatures
Featured Content
This one is funny:
Why do I have to stand guard at a dead end at the bottom of a cliff like this... ...Wait a second! Have they tucked me out of the way because they think I am useless? |
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— A Goron in Twilight Princess |
The Triforce
The Triforce - A site launched on January 24, 2009 by Matt, an administrator of Zelda Wiki.org. Immediately joined by Steve, also an administrator of Zelda Wiki.org. The site was created upon having disagreements in policy with various other sites that make up Zelda Wiki.org. It is the immediate successor of a dedicated forum that was to be the official forum of Zelda Wiki.org. As the other staff were adamantly opposed to the very idea of the wiki forum, that site was quickly abandoned. In its ashes arose The Triforce, on a different URL. The Triforce is a very young site. The purpose and aim of the site is to provide a friendly and vibrant atmosphere to various fans of the Zelda series that wish to discuss various topics regarding the The Legend of Zelda.
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