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Quote1 How'd you like to marry Malon? Quote2
— Talon after Link winning his Cucco game

I like to make people laugh. I guarantee you that you will feel the urge to laugh many times on this page.


My Pages and Places

My Zelda Wiki Logo.Zelda Wiki Logo
Pages This Page
All of my Contributions My Major Contributions
My Talk Page Game Table
Firefox Hints Friends
Firefox Hints Talk Page Recommended Links
Misc Tips Memorable Non-Zelda Quotes

Quote1 What a handy little spider-crusher!
Go on! Just whack away!
Quote2
— Midna (Twilight Princess)

Basic Information

Matt
My logo.Triforce Medallion
Title
  • Master At Template Tinkering
Race Human
Location Turn around and find out.
Age 34
First Game Link's Awakening
Latest Game Spirit Tracks
Real Name Matt
Joined: Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 (5847 days ago)
Internet Aliases Matt, Matt314, Mjr162006, & Μαtt
Born Sunday, July 16th, 1989 (12696 days ago)
Email Personal: mjr162006[at]yahoo[dot]com
Zelda Business: matt[dot]triforce[at]gmail[dot]com
Messenger Skype — mjr162006
Average Edits per Day Expression error: Unrecognized punctuation character "{".
First Zelda Game played Link's Awakening
Favorite Zelda Game Twilight Princess
Most Hated Character Tingle
Favorite Boss Battle City in the Sky battle, Twilight Princess
Games I have yet to beat The Adventure of Link
Favorite Moment in the Zelda games: When the Hylian Soldiers run away in Twilight Princess after hearing the danger they faced and leaving the fat one behind.
Goals on Zelda Wiki.org Too many to list. Basically, make it awesome!
Other Wikis

Yougotmarin

Favorite Quote of the 2D Games

Quote1 You got Marin! Is this your big chance? Quote2
— Link's Awakening

Need I say more?


Bio

See: User:Matt1828@legacy41958469/Bio


Quote1 Twinkle, twinkle, little Cucco...
I am gold and not for you-oo...
Quote2
— Golden Cucco (Twilight Princess)

How I came to Zelda Wiki.org

See: User:Matt1828@legacy41958469/How I came to Zelda Wiki.org



Quote1 Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it moooore! ... ... Hunh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it. Quote2
— Marin

Classic. One of the more obscure quotes. Happens after Link repeatedly beats a Cucco. Marin must be following Link!


Gaming History

Here are is a list of systems that I have owned at one point. Following in parentheses is my current status with that system

  • Nintendo Entertainment System (I think my parents sold it without my knowledge or permission.)
  • Super Nintendo Entertainment System (given to a younger family member, against my will I might add)
  • Game Boy (dysfunctional)
  • Virtual Boy (functional, only own one game)
  • Sega Genesis (functional, well I lost the power cord, but it should still work!)
  • Sony Playstation One (functional, only own two games)
  • Nintendo 64 (functional)
  • Nintendo GameCube [First] (functional. Originally damaged, but repaired and willingly given to a younger family member.)
  • Nintendo GameCube [Second] (dysfunctional, Lighting didn't agree with it. Last time I don't use a surge protector. Obtained Collector's Edition with this GameCube)
  • Nintendo GameCube [Third] (functional, this one has an awesome TP-themed skin I bought for it)
  • Game Boy Advance (dysfunctional, bad d-pad, still manageable though if I need to trade in a GBA game)
  • Game Boy Advance SP (functional)
  • Nintendo DS Lite (functional, has the dreaded "DS lite crack" in the spine, but I repaired it mostly.)

I hate the direction that Nintendo is going with controls. They are even worse for your health than normal control pads. They are more prone to wear-and-tear than other platforms' controls. The only thing that will make me want to buy a Wii is the release of a new Zelda game.


Quote1 Uh! Rare color of wolf! Looks tasty... But tonight fish night. Maybe another time. Quote2
— Yeto (Twilight Princess)

Later, after the level.

Quote1 Uh! You that tasty-looking wolf. Me remember! [Looks to Yeta] ...Breakfast, uh? Quote2
— Yeto (Twilight Princess)
Quote1 Meat in morning? No... Quote2
— Yeta (Twilight Princess)
Quote1 [Sighs depressively] Uh... that too bad... Quote2
— Yeto (Twilight Princess)

Talk Again

Quote1 But... Looks so tasty, uh... Quote2
— Yeto (Twilight Princess)

Friends

We all know everyone liked this.

I guess I have made some friends here. I'll list the users that are on friendly terms with me - in alphabetic order. If you think that you should be in this list then just say so on my talk page.


Quote1 Forget the Scent of Ilia and learn a new scent? Quote2
— N/A (Twilight Princess)
Quote1 No, no, no, no ,no, nooooo!!! Quote2
— What we all know that Link was really thinking.

My Timeline

See: User:Matt1828@legacy41958469/My Timeline


Quote1 If you vandalize any page on Zelda Wiki, I will send the Hero of Time to destroy you. Quote2
— Matt

I will assume the title of Hero of Time, temporarily, in the event of vandalism.


My Contributions

See: User:Matt1828@legacy41958469/My Contributions


Quote1 How about a big Goron hug? Quote2
— Goron (Ocarina of Time)

RRRUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!


Favorite Dialog

Twinrova death sequence

Koume: Shoot, what a fresh kid! This time, we'll get serious, right, Kotake?

Kotake: [with halos over their heads] Hey, Koume, what is that above your head?

Koume: I don't know, but you have one over your head too, Kotake! But I'm only 400 years old!

Kotake: And I'm just 380 years old!

Koume: We're twins! Don't try to lie about your age!

Kotake: You must have gone senile!

Koume: Who are you calling senile? Is that how you treat your older sister?

Kotake: We are twins! How can you be older?

Koume: Keeeyaaah! How heartless you are!

Kotake: How can you be so ungrateful?

Koume: You're heartless!

Kotake: You ungrateful... (they both fly up to beyond)

Both: I'll come back to haunt you!

Table of Completions and Attempts

See:User:Matt1828@legacy41958469/Completions


Here is a quote that would cause Link to feel rather afraid.

Quote1 Unless you cheat or use some dirty tricks, you have no chance.
And if you do cheat...you will pay dearly.
Quote2
— One of the Gorons before beating Gor Coron in Twilight Princess
Quote1 You... Did you really win? Without cheating? If I find out that
you cheated, human, you will pay.
Quote2
— Same Goron, after Link "cheats" with the Iron Boots

Memorable Non-Zelda Quotes

These are some of the funniest/dumbest things I've heard people say. No these aren't typos. This is actually what they said.


Warning: Some quotes contain language that may be offensive to some people. The worst one, known by some as the "f-word", is censored with asterisks.


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Quote1 Oh my god! Why am I so stupid? I wanna be smart! Quote2
— Girl A
Quote1 Wednesday is the best day of the day! Quote2
— Girl B
Quote1 How many hours are there between noon and six-o-clock? Don't you have to add a twelve or something? Quote2
— Girl C
Quote1 I hate trying to think! Quote2
— Girl D

Quote1 Everyone who isn't here raise your hand. Quote2
— Boy A
Quote1 Nope! We're all here! Let's go! Quote2
— Boy B

Quote1 If I don't pass this test, I am seriously fu***d! [turns around
to find the teacher standing right behind him] Oh... um... I didn't
know you were here!
Quote2
— Boy B (I've never seen a face so red before.
The teacher just smiled and shook his head.)
Quote1 [runs into the door] Ow... My boob! Quote2
— Girl C, again. she forgot to turn the handle

Here's a rather funny incident. This is probably the cleverest trick I have ever seen someone pull off.


Quote1 I'm going to put this tape over the camera. No one say anything! Quote2
— Boy B
The teacher and the rest of the class walk in. It takes a few minutes for anyone to notice anything.
Quote1 Hey. What's wrong with the screen? There's a blurry spot. Quote2
— Boy C
Quote1 What? Quote2
— The Teacher
He goes up to the camera. He discovers the tape.
Quote1 There's tape here! Who put this on here? [Boy A's name] ! It was you wasn't it? Quote2
— The Teacher
Quote1 No! It wasn't! Quote2
— Boy A
Quote1 Yes it was. Just for that, you've got to turn in the assignment tomorrow.
Everyone else turns it in at the regular time. Now come here and peel off this tape!
Quote2
— The Teacher
Quote1 What the hell! Quote2
— Boy A
Quote1 [quietly] Heh, heh, heh, heehh! Quote2
— Boy B

Calculus class. Mega-sized assignments. There were three more work days left. Took him ten minutes to get the tape off. And Boy A never found out that the tape was placed there by Boy B. The rest us had no reason to inform either the teacher or Boy A of the details. We still are not sure if Boy B planned the whole thing or was just lucky. But it is likely that he did in fact plan it since it's usually Boy A doing all the stupid things. (Yes the test Boy B mentioned above was a calc test.)

Murchadah and AuronKaizer said these.

Quote1 (Deleted Subpage) Author request: Yep! Deletin' my own page.
Why? Ask the Puppetman in my head.
Quote2
— Murchadah
Quote1 Eight suggestions per week, you no good pile of dead weasel babies. Quote2
— Murchadah
Quote1 Yes, boys and girls, cats are in fact part of a well balanced diet. Quote2
— Murchadah
Quote1 Did what I could. Apparently, someone thought Talon was a female..... Quote2
— Murchadah
Quote1 Last time I voted "yes" for something like this, Bush became president. Quote2
— Murchadah
Quote1 Muhahaha! I say we torch 'em all and that'll be the end of that!
KEEHEEEHEEHEHEEHEEE!!!!!!!!! ...I forgot my meds.
Quote2
— AuronKaizer
Quote1 Whew, that's the last of it. Time to celebrate with beer. Quote2
— AuronKaizer
Quote1 Rewrite. I need some sleep, cheerio peeps. Quote2
— AuronKaizer
Quote1 Always make sure something is completely useless
(like Jimmy Kimmel) before you delete something.
Quote2
— AuronKaizer
Quote1 My brain is shot...time to call it night night...in just a minute. Quote2
— AuronKaizer
Quote1 Pimped out arrow? What the hell? Quote2
— AuronKaizer
Quote1 I'm legally changing my name to I. M. Pro Quote2
— AuronKaizer
Quote1 I must have brained my damage. Quote2
— AuronKaizer
Quote1 Heh, glad nobody's here to see me screw up! Quote2
— AuronKaizer

Things said by me.

Quote1 I'm not as think am you tired I as! Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Dumb ass birds. No sleep for me. I'll live. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Crapity, crap, crap! Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Ahhh, crappy crap! Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Where's my brain today. Forgot to preview. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 More colors! Mwaa hahaha! Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Beef, it's what's for the dash! Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 My brain hurt my sleep. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Save, see, nooooooo!! Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 If I didn't have clue what that word was, then very few others would. Changed. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 I had to change this. I know that it was a correct term. But "loves his chicks" sounds like the word
is being used to refer to a "certain kind of female". It just was wrong in the wrong way.
Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 I think that using material from talented artists is preferable to just sitting on our butts and leaving crap... Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Dang it. I've got to slow down we I type. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Attention: I have lost my brain! Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 [After four or five edit conflicts] Can I respond at all here? Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 I hate music notes and I knew that. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Well I feel dumb. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Ohhh ,balls. That was dumb of me. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Sorry but I despise the word "albeit". Seems lazy to me. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 The word "albeit" means "although it be". Sounds pretty dumb anywhere. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Ow,. Side. Pain. Ouch.. Ahh. My skull muscles! Please end the laughter!. The pain of the funny is too much! Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 [Finds the words: "every single gay I own"]
Whooa? How did that word show up? I must be tired.
[Changed to : "every single game I own"]
Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Du, du, duuu, dumb! Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 The troll just complained about this. So I clarified. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 No, no, no. I wanted it to be hard to notice! This is good. heheheheheheeeeee!!! Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 What does an undead skeleton do with money? Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Preview, Matt, you must preview. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 I'm fairly certain that the "of"'s need not be capitalized. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Missing brain, please return if found. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Fixed grammar, this entire article was one sentence! Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Me thinking thingy go bye. Me miss it. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Brain, brain went away. I hope it comes back another day. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Come back brain. I miss you. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Nope. My brain is still missing. A reward is being offered for its return. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Removed bad theory. Using this logic, Ganondorf must have regular sessions at tanning salons since his skin is so dark Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Removed bad theory. With this logic, the moon must be made of cheese since they both can look the same. Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 ?? How did you get here so fast. Do you have a homing beacon on your name or something? Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 Stalboars? What the hell? People are dumb. Quote2
— Matt
It was supposed to be Stalhounds.
Quote1 What the hell?! I never clicked save on this! How the hell did this show up!? Quote2
— Matt
Quote1 I like my brain when it does all the work for me! Quote2
— Matt

Quote1 You silly brits and your silly spellings. Quote2
— Ando
Quote1 Just remember where your degenerated language came from in the first place ;) Quote2
— Adam
Quote1 Yeah, Anglo-Frisian dialects of Germanic settlers and Roman auxiliary troops from parts of what is today Germany :P :P :P Quote2
— Matt

Quote1 I know that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully. Quote2
— President George W. Bush
Quote1 One of our goals is to setup democracies in foreign countries such as Germany. Quote2
— President George W. Bush
Quote1 The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. Quote2
— President George W. Bush
Quote1 One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’. Quote2
— President George W. Bush
Quote1 It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. Quote2
— President George W. Bush

It is official. Our President is an idiot.

Quote1 We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe. Quote2
— President George W. Bush
Quote1 Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people. Quote2
— President George W. Bush
Quote1 I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority. Quote2
— President George W. Bush
Quote1 If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator! Quote2
— President George W. Bush
It's true! See I'm the dictator!
Quote1 Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. Quote2
— President George W. Bush

Oh! That explains why the country is going to hell!

Various Star Wars Quotes

Quote1 The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Quote2
— Qui-Gon Jinn
Quote1 Mine! Or I will help you not! Quote2
— Yoda

This is funny.

Quote1 I've been had. General, I request permission to jump from an upper-story balcony, to ease my shame. Quote2
— Wes Jason

And the response is:

Quote1 Granted Quote2
— Wedge Antillies

Warning: This concludes the potentially offensive language. It is clean from here on out!


Other Funny Things

The Talking Squirrel

The talking squirrel commands me to do things. So if I do something odd, it was because the squirrel told me to do it.

Listen to the talking squirrel!

Here are some other things that I found to be funny.

Warning Errors

Quote1 Keep out of children. Quote2
— kitchen knife warning label
Quote1 Entrance only. Do not enter. Quote2
— Sign on a door
Quote1 Warning: Do not attempt to swallow Quote2
— Mattress
Quote1 Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury. Quote2
— Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
Quote1 Be kind - rewind. Quote2
— Blockbuster Rental DVD
Quote1 Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue. Quote2
— My old computer said this once.
Quote1 Do not turn upside down Quote2
— Warning on the underside of a TV dinner tray.
Quote1 This product has not been tested on animals. Quote2
— Can of insect repellent

Stating the Obvious

Quote1 Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes. Quote2
— Pepper Spray
Quote1 Warning: May contain traces of nuts Quote2
— Hershey's Almond Bar
Quote1 Road wet when raining Quote2
— Sign on a highway
Quote1 Caution: Non-Flammable Quote2
— Fire Extinguisher
Quote1 Suitable for outdoor use. Quote2
— Rain Gauge
Quote1 Do not attempt to stop chain with hands. Quote2
— Chainsaw
Quote1 Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running Quote2
— Lawnmower

Because it is Cool

Game Abbreviations

Here are the game abbreviations I use. Most are the same as the ones on the Zelda Timeline page. Official North America or Europe games only.

It appears that my, rather simple, abbreviation for Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland has since become the de facto standard for Zelda Wiki.org. It don't have a clue where that other one came from. Tingle Role Playing Game, that doesn't make any sense. It isn't a role playing game really.


As Madame Fanadi might say:

Quote1 Fi uoy nac daer siht, neht uoy era rehtie yrev trams ro ta tsael ton bmud. Quote2
— Me

If you wish to translate this, then I'll give you a hint: Tsiwt a dedda evad i.


Firefox Hints

Firefox Hints


Here's a good quote:

Quote1 Oh! What's going on?! Has there been a monkey fight? Quote2
— Midna early on in the Forest Temple

Fishing Records

See: User:Matt1828@legacy41958469/Fishing Records


Quote1 Hey... You stay away, Mr. Bug! Shoo! Go get squished! Quote2
— Iza (Twilight Princess)

Squishy, squishy Mr.Bug!


Photo of the Day


Tomorrow's Photo:


Quote1 [Adds featured voting templates to category]
OH CRAP, I DIDN'T ADD NOINCLUDE TAGS!
Quote2
— Ando

Second Favorite Dialog

This is the dialog at the end of the Ghost Ship level in Phantom Hourglass.
[ Link enters room to find Tetra as a statue.]
Ciela:

"Is that... Tetra? What are we going to do? She's... a statue!"

[Enter Linebeck]
Linebeck:

"Oh. Hey. Sorry I'm late, kid! That fog just disappeared, so I charged in to find you. So... about that treasure! You got piles of it, right?"

Ciela:

"How... how can you even say that?! Link's friend is in trouble! And all you can think about is treasure?!"

[Linebeck steps closer and looks a Tetra]
Linebeck:

"Oh, so this is your friend? She's looking a bit pale."

[Linebeck begins pounding on Tetra's head and examines her face.]
Linebeck:

"Ooh, something isn't right with this girl! Her... soul didn't get sucked away, did it?!"

Unkown Person:

"This evil ship drained away her life force."

[All able turn to see who has come.]
Ciela:

"Grandpa! What are you doing here?!"

[Oshus walks up to Link.]
Oshus:

"If you have come this far, Link... The power of the hero is with you. Now is the time for me to tell the rest of the story. You're a clever boy. You may already know this... You see, these seas are my domain. I am not Oshus... I am the Ocean King. I was savagely attacked by an unfathomable evil. His name... is Bellum."

[Oshus begins to hold up various images as he continues his story.]
Oshus:

"His evil ran so deep that it leeched the very life force from me. As you know, every creature in this world possesses a sacred power. This power is called life force. The Sand of Hours is a physical manifestation of that power. And that is what brought them here. I struggled against my attacker in a great clash. But his evil was so dark that it slowly drained away my own life force. He was always a step ahead of my attacks, and I was eventually overcome. I was dragged to the sunless depths of the temple..."
"Sealed up, my life force continues to drain away. Using the life force he leeched from me... His evil spread, and bred more and more foul monsters. The spirits of Power and Wisdom were also imprisoned. But Ciela managed to split her soul and escape. That split was why so much of her memory was lost."
"Even among the monsters born of the Sand of Hours, some are especially evil. The Phantoms who roam my temple take after the evil of their master. Supernatural strength, wrapped in plate armor... virtually invincible. They prowl the temple, searching for victims. No one can harm them. Of course, they were created to be untouchable.
"
"I had only one option. My ocean of strength had drained to just a puddle. Using my last ounce of strength, I cloned myself, just as Ciela did. Then I made a humble home on Mercay Island. I used the Sand of Hours to make the hourglass and enter the temple. I studied my foe, searching for ways to defeat Bellum, and waited for my chance."

"Ciela, I'm sorry I could not tell you sooner. I worried about the spirits of Power and Wisdom. I never expected to find you on the beach. You'd lost your memory, and monsters were nearby. I thought it best to keep quiet until the time came."

[Link stands up. Linebeck begins to lean on Tetra, who begins to rock back and forth.]
Oshus:

"The sea's islands are rich with life force. The evil things appeared to devour that."

[Tetra falls over. Linebeck falls into utter panic.]
Oshus:

"They just want to fill their empty bellies."

[Linebeck reaches down to pick up Tetra.]
Oshus:

"They hunger for life force!"

[Linebeck picks up Tetra and examines her for damage.]
Oshus:

"The Ghost Ship was made to drain that life force. They used a story of treasure to lure people in. It wasn't enough for Bellum to steal MY life force. He had to take what little he could from the people."

[As everyone begins to turn around, Linebeck quickly straightens out Tetra and assumes a serious, I-don't-care kind of pose.]
Oshus:

"Tetra must have had a bold, vibrant soul. The Ghost Ship was drawn to that power. She didn't find it... It found her."

[A peaceful tone of Zelda's Theme plays and Link brings his hand to Tetra's. Linebeck watchs at first, but realization dawns upon him.]
Linebeck:

"Wait... so you're saying there's NO TREASURE?!"

Oshus:

"Yes, that's what I'm saying."

[Linebeck sways and then faints. Oshus turns around to talk to Link. Linebeck begins to crawl, unseen, to the other side of the room.]
Oshus:

"From what I can sense, Tetra is still alive. There is an island north of the Isle of Gust. Go there and find Zauz. He is a blacksmith. He will tell you more about the great evil. He knows how to slay Bellum."

[On the other side of the room, Linebeck calls out. Link's eyes go wide.]
Linebeck:

"This is some kind of sick joke, old man! The treasure! What about all the TREASURE! That was the only reason I put my life on the line! And now there's no treasure? Well, I... QUIT!"

[Link's eyes are still very wide. Ciela rushes up to Linebeck.]
Ciela:

"You quit? Didn't you even listen to his story? You're a man of the sea... Don't you want to help the Ocean King?!"

[Linebeck turns his back to Ciela. Link is still wide-eyed.]
Linebeck:

"NO! And you can't use my ship anymore!"

Oshus:

"Heh... heh... No, no. I would never ask you to do this for free. If you help us defeat Bellum... I will grant you one wish. What do you say to that?"

[Dramatic music plays. Linebeck strikes several triumphant poses.]
Linebeck:

"HEY! Quit standing around, kid! The Ocean King is in trouble! Ship out, kid! Anchors aweigh! I said, MOVE IT!"

[Everyone else stares at him for a very long moment.]
Oshus:

"Hmmph. One word about a wish, and he leaped to action! I'm so sorry... I shouldn't have involved you and Tetra in all this."

Linebeck:

"What are you doing Link? Grab that Tetra of yours and get back to my ship!"


Quote1 Say, you seem to like people... But I bet even a good pup like you gets the evil eye from people just 'cause you're a wolf. But me, I'm not worried about you, little guy. My older sister is much scarier than you. Quote2
— Coro (Twilight Princess)
Quote1 Say guy,you going somewhere now? You just remember that the world's a mess, guy! Seriously! You watch your back out there! Hey, and you want some advice? Two words: be plenty careful around that Zora's River. Quote2
— Coro (Twilight Princess)

Ahh, fear of a older sister. I can relate. He seems to be very good at counting!


Recommended Links

Here are some places that I recommend going to on Zelda Wiki.org:
Help and Guides

Featured Content


This one is funny:

Quote1 Why do I have to stand guard at a dead end at the bottom of a cliff like this...
...Wait a second! Have they tucked me out of the way because they think I am useless?
Quote2
— A Goron in Twilight Princess

The Triforce

The Triforce - A site launched on January 24, 2009 by Matt, an administrator of Zelda Wiki.org. Immediately joined by Steve, also an administrator of Zelda Wiki.org. The site was created upon having disagreements in policy with various other sites that make up Zelda Wiki.org. It is the immediate successor of a dedicated forum that was to be the official forum of Zelda Wiki.org. As the other staff were adamantly opposed to the very idea of the wiki forum, that site was quickly abandoned. In its ashes arose The Triforce, on a different URL. The Triforce is a very young site. The purpose and aim of the site is to provide a friendly and vibrant atmosphere to various fans of the Zelda series that wish to discuss various topics regarding the The Legend of Zelda.

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Tinglenut

Wow! Did you really get down here on your own? Or did you just get here from the table of contents? I hope you enjoyed reading my page. I bet you laughed many times. Here is a picture for your trouble.

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This page was quite large at one point. I have since split it into subpages. This is for editing purposes only. It is much easier to spot mistakes in smaller pages. All the subpages that were split are transcluded here, meaning that they are displayed here. The Firefox hints page was too big to keep on this page. With everything that is on this page, the page size is just over 47,500 bytes. If I included the Firefox Hints into this page, the size would be just over 69,000. Because of the long loading time that would cause, I'm not going to include it on this page.
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This page has been tested at various screen resolutions and is best viewed at either of these resolutions:
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It should work at any resolution larger than or equal to 1024×768, but no guarantees.

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